Hamming It Up


After walking in a parade on Saturday, helping to “man” fair booths and helping out with communications for a race on Sunday…I was more than ready to crawl into bed and begin a new work week. Although I must say that I greatly enjoyed playing with my new HAM radio. It looks like I will get the opportunity to use my newly acquired skills again next Saturday as I help out with radio communications for a triathlon.

I genuinely thought that breaking into the mostly male world of HAM radio would be like a female executive trying to join the Augusta Golf Club however I was mistaken! I was pleasantly surprised to receive an incredible amount of help and support from the opposite sex. Just when I thought I had males all figured out they go and prove me wrong! ; )

So there I was at a large community event sitting at a booth and basking in the glory of shamefully eating an elephant ear. I also ate an Italian steak sandwich with great delight shame. Aren’t I the little food rebel! Today I am feeling quite guilty about my over-indulgence but I will try to get over that quickly. Confession: I ate pizza for dinner last night as well. Yeah so…moving right along.

In other news…my new kitten ELE decided to Freddy Kruger my $300 cellular blinds and gnawed the beads off of my look-but-don’t-ever-touch-these bathroom towels. I have more scratches and bite marks than a freaking lion tamer and I have invested in about as much catnip as a premium meth dealer does for the tweekers! I am owned! I have tried to explain to my chihuahuas that catnip is NOT a gateway drug but they both look at me daily with a tremendous amount of disgust and disappointment. My grown-up children begged for this creature and now that we are all being shredded like lettuce for salad and this thing creeps around like something from the movie The Grudge, they blame me by saying “You are the one who wanted a kitten!”. My response is “REALLY???”

Take It Or Leave It…
Round cork balls that have sat for awhile in a dime bag of catnip work well to amuse a overly playful kitten. Should that fail, take out a large, stemmed glass and pour yourself a bottle glass of wine while hiding in a room where the kids kitty can’t get to you….both of these methods have worked for me!

Cheers!
~Beth

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CERTainly


I woke up at 6:00 a.m. and decided that today was the day, I needed to take three FEMA exams to qualify as an official emergency worker and after spending time with fellow CERT (Community Emergency Response Team) members yesterday, I knew it was now or never.  I plowed my way right through the online study guides and slammed out each exam.  It took me 11 hours due to a few computer glitches but I reached my goal and have my Certificates!

It is time to set some new goals and get down and dirty serious about accomplishing them…here they are…

  • It is time to quit screwing around and get down to my weight-loss goal.  I keep bouncing up and down like a see-saw and it is time just to stop making excuses about why I can’t get there.  At this time I will have to ask the makers of  Three Olives Bubble Gum and Cake Vodka to halt production while I go dry.  Please pull  this shit off of the shelves for a while, while I dive toward my goal.  My deadline is 6 months from now, my 44th birthday in October.
  • Finish out the Citizen’s Police Academy – ends early June.
  • Pass my HAM Radio Operator’s test next month…I don’t see this as a problem.
  • Become a CERT Captain (I needed my FEMA certificates so, I am on my way).
  • Sell my Juke and purchase a new Ford Explorer…yes, if I am going to be an emergency volunteer, I want my ride equipped with a mobile HAM radio and I want room to transport anything I might need to kill zombies if that is what it comes down to.  I think this is usually best if rolling on 20′s as well…just saying.
  • Work on not allowing men to hurt my feelings or make me feel like I can’t accomplish something – this is a real hinderance for me and I am determined to adopt a stfu attitude toward this instead of letting it cut to my very soul.
  • Catch up on reading your blogs!!!

Wishing you all a great week and much happiness!  Smile more, regret less.

Cheers!

~Beth