Dammit Sarah Connor

Weren’t you supposed to have participated in the whole rage against the machines situation?

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My elliptical has developed the ability to find me through walls and ceilings and climb into my brain creating massive guilt, it also kicks my behind almost daily but I don’t see anyone from the future around here coming to my rescue.  Perhaps this was an oversight on your part.

I am pretty certain my elliptical has been sent here to terminate me.  Of course, I thought that about my ex as well.  Both leave you wishing like you hadn’t ever climbed on.  Oh…are we live?  Can I say that?  *Taps on screen.  Yep, it’s in print.  *Adjusts halo. : )

I guess it is time to take matters into my own hands.  I need to beef up like Sarah Connor so I can take on my elliptical.  I had better drag those weights back out.  As long as I don’t start looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger.  ; )

 

Take It Or Leave It…

It’s ok to rage against the machine just as long as you get back on it!  This advice does not apply to the ex.  ; )  *re-adjusts halo…..

Cheers!

~Beth

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16 thoughts on “Dammit Sarah Connor

  1. Thank you for the follow coachcrystalspadawan! I typically am halo challenged but I find it pretty simple just to re-adjust it every now and again. ; ) I loved the Bobby Boucher’s mom reference…”You don’t have what they call “the social skills.” That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama. ” : ) Love it!

  2. Hehe – love it!

    Yep. Get those weight out. It’s about time we women started to realise that if you can do it without grunting and building a sweat, it’s too darn light for you, and you’re not burning much in the way of calories either. Bump your weights up, and lift heavy! 🙂

    (OK, I’m a weights addict. But what I’m saying is still true. No pain, no gain, baby!)

    • : ) Yeah, I am going to start “pumping iron” again”, it is time! Would have been easier to just terminate my elliptical…. ; )
      Thank you for stopping by!

  3. And thanks for inspiring me to write a post about a group of women in my gym who seem to do nothing but sit on the bikes on the lowest setting and gossip! Grrrr!

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