Nordi’s Eulogy
My friend and I met last fall, he was strong, sturdy and was definitely gym quality. The first few times I climbed up on him I felt my heart race and I regretted my decision to bring him home. I knew that it was going to take time for our relationship to grow and I was a bit impatient. I sized him up every single time I walked in the room. I didn’t like the way he beckoned me or made me feel guilty when I didn’t ride him, I found it quite offensive. He was very patient with me and over time I became more confident, developed more stamina, and road him almost daily. Little did I know that our time together would be brief. Recently I spoke of ending his life since it was becoming more and more apparent that he was trying to end mine. Evidently he must have found truth in what I said because when I went to turn him on yesterday and climbed on top of him, he groaned in agony and then gently began slipping away from me. No one in my family admits to his murder (you know who you are) so I can only deduce that he took his own life….tired of me climbing on top of him…much like my ex. I will miss my workout buddy and wonder what I will do without him. May he rest in peace or pieces. I guess there is always Sven…
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Such passionate words. If I didn’t know this dude Nordi was a cross training machine…Ill leave it that.
it truly never is easy to let go of an old friend…
lol I was pretty passionate about Nordi. ; )
hahahahaha. Cracking up. Sorry to hear about your loss !
I should have shown him more love! : ) lol
I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my water. …”much like my ex”…”Sven” …You kill me!!
Poor Nordi, maybe he just needs treatment for his issues and can be revived??
Ya know, it is clear by my insanity that I need to find work soon! ; )
I think Nordi’s motor is going or went…it was quite sad! lol
Speaking of Insanity… I am going to start the Insanity program again in a couple of weeks.(I quit it last time.) It would be fun 9and motivating) to do it with someone, you interested?!? Since Nordi is DEAD and all…
Insanity program….I say YES! Unless of course I have just signed up to be put away for a few weeks, then in that case…um…no. : )
I’m in…What are we talkin here?
Haha. You have missed the commercials, I guess… (What? You dont watch TV at 2 a.m.?) Its 45 minutes of high speed cardio per day and it’s hard. Shaun T is no Sven, but you could imagine…
It has been out a while and I bet you could find someone who gave up like me selling them on Craigslist for way less than a new Nordi.
.You should really check out the video before answering in the affirmative: http://www.coachcrystalfitness.com/Fitness_Programs.html
I think you did a typo there….was that supposed to be 4.5 minutes of high speed cardio per day? I can do that! So, what you are really asking me is to commit suicide with you, thus, the insanity portion. LOL
Ok..let me check into it..I am up for anything since Nordi is DEAD. Sven sounds so much better…
What doesnt kill us makes us stronger (said the quitter!!) haha
I will have to look for an inexpensive one…Amazon has it for $144 and there is only one of Craigslist for $100….so…why did you quit?
After 30 days, the workouts go from 35-40 minutes to 45-50 (I think, it has been a while). When they got longer, I cried uncle. Cardio is NOT my strong suit… but I have to avenge that defeat, don’t I?? I dont want to be a quitter! haha!
My idea of cardio was letting my heart race while imagining Sven. They say runners muscles will actually fire while they imagine running their race…
Bwahahaha… what muscles are you firing??
A lady doesn’t tell! ; )
Nice answer. 😉
LMFAO you have a gift this one is great. And Shaun T’s workout really is Insane I saw him on Dr. Oz once. Great blog!
Hi Elvie! I did a little research on that Insane Workout…Whooo Weee…I though walking through Macy’s was tough! Yikes! Glad you stopped by friend!
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This blog is great I laughed my ass off.
Yay!!! : ) You made me smile!
I confess. I did it with a wooden sword in the pantry!!!
I knew it!